Monday, January 6, 2014

BREAKING NEWS!!

(AP Shenkulian of Raju)

Massive Riots, Protesters Call for Regime Change

Though the Internet shutdown caused a temporary halt in the protests, the news that the government of President Judy had agreed to back the SMC Union in their assault on Cha Ji Er sent hundreds of thousands of Raju citizens into the streets. Their were simultaneous protests around the nation and the largest were in Raju's capital. Virtually all protesters are calling for President Judy to immediately step down and hold new elections.

The protests have quickly turned violent. Protesters have accused the police of opening fire on peaceful protesters. The Raju Police have claimed that protesters attacked first. Whichever is true, the situation is rapidly spiralling out of control.


In the south of the country, the riots have gotten totally out of control. The County Magistrate's office was attacked and burned to the ground. Protesters in the south have been burning Raju flags and burning pictures of President Judy.


Around the country, but especially in the South, protesters have been heard chanting the name of Royal Queen Angel of Panem, whose stance on the crisis in Giant Bear has inspired people. Many have even called for a return of the country to her enlightened rule.
The military is also confused by the flip-flop in Raju policy. Five-star General Kim Lee has wondered aloud, "First, the President sent us to protect Giant Bear and now she wants us to attack Cha Ji Er? And to make an alliance with the evil SMC Union? We have no idea what she is thinking!!"


Friday, January 3, 2014

Press Releases (Week Two)

Shenkulian of Raju -
- Vows to help Giant Bear, but hopes everything can be solved peacefully
- Knows who has shut down the Internet and encourages people to keep calm
- Cut ties with Cha Ji Er and cancelled their alliance
- Confirms customs duty and announces that it is necessary for world peace

Cha Ji Er
- Saddened by the attack on Giant Bear's ship
- Vows to use spying power to help Giant Bear
- Thinks that Monster attacked the ship on purpose
- Vows to protect their wealth from other countries
- Vows to defend their country against all attackers

Giant Bear
- Very disappointed they have not had any help with their food problem
- Encourages all people of Giant Bear to work together to solve the problem
- Encourages people to eat their clothes

Ching Hsueh
- Fully supports Republic of the Union of Monster's actions in the Shengkung Sea
- Sends their navy to support Monster, despite the presence of Raju's navy.
- Offers to help rebuild Raju's Internet if the customs duty is dropped
- Vows to take Cha Ji Er as a colony again
- Announces that they have formed an alliance with Raju to attack CJE
- Announces that the oil, food, and diamonds in CJE will be divided equally among Ching Hsueh, Stitch, and Raju

Stitch
- Vows to help in the assault on CJE and will share the resources
- Joins the SMC Union and the SMC currency union

Republic of the Union of Monster
- Promises NEVER to apologize to Giant Bear
- Confirms their alliance with Ching Hsueh

Panem
- Promises always to support Giant Bear
- Cancels the Royal Queen's Grand Jubilee in support of the food crisis in Giant Bear

Thursday, January 2, 2014

News Ticker (from class)

BBNN News Ticker
BREAKING NEWS
Raju has responded to the sinking of Giant Bear’s ship by sending their navy into the area around Giant Bear
Monster has completely supported their captain’s actions, refuses to apologize, and refuses to pay any further tariffs.
Ching Hsueh has offered their full support for Monster by sending their navy into the area.
Stitch has confirmed their alliance and membership in the SMC Union, and give their full support for any aggression toward Cha Ji Er and Giant Bear
Panem has decided to scale back Royal Queen Angel’s Grand Jubilee and will have a much smaller celebration instead.

Giant Bear has responded by activating their alliance with Raju and insisting they support Giant Bear by sending their own navy into the sea to protect them.